This geezer, Albert Hall, who is he and how many holes does it take to fill him?

Answers on a postcard and I will find out on Thursday. The plastic one who goes too far has lent me his brain for the day. Lots of counting. 4000 approx. to be accurate.

If you don't think I've gone too far, then don't pass go, go straight here and you will enjoy.

If you don't think that, then pass go and then collect your thoughts and watch this space for my review!